Category Archives: The Teaser

Joke of the Day

One evening, I ate too much, my stomach became Over filled.
Hey!, what have I done to my self? I couldn’t stand, sitting was like someone placed an heavy ball in my stomach, what do I do? There was a program in church in church and I’m part of the choresters, hmm, how do I face the congregation? 😀 plzzzzzzzzzz Help!

Beyond the Joke

🙂 My people, may we shop moderately oo, No gain in gluttony and it makes you spiritually and mentally weak, Hence eat moderately, you hear?

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Oya share am with your friends, but tell them not to laugh too much o, you hear. 🙂

The Funny Derived meaning of Workshop by DoGood

According to DoGood the main character of the popular family drama DoGood on Africa Magic Family Tv channel;

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“Where a man work na there in go shop, that is why Oyinbo call am work shop”

lol make this baba leave pesin o. 😀

Is it right to cook rice with a frypan?

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“Frypans are lighter and they fry and cook faster.”

Is it right to cook rice with a frypan?

Yes Or No? (why)

Drop your comments below, thanks!

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Trending Campaign; #WifenotCook

The “wife not cook” campaign sounds funny to me because those who came up with it must have gone through years of painful silence. cooking or being expected to cook has been seen to be burdensome, especially when he returns and the food isn’t ready; some men need to mind and watch their actions during such moments, yes we know that “an hungry man is an angry man” but remember that she is your love, you got married to take care of her and not to bully.

Wives! Wives! Wive!, How many times did I type Wives!? trice or four times, please listen attentively, Husbands are meant to take care of their wives and vice-versa, He is the head of the home, you don’t expect him to cook, but that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t assist you neither does it warrant him to be harsh when you don’t, you should take care of him and understand one another.

Finally, note that he can never call you a cook, if he can’t then why call yourself. We all have our duties at home, what if I, as a male child under my parents, raise a campaign like #childnotmaid or #childnotservant?, how would my parents feel?

Let’s think about this. Peace.

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Wetin be your Best Food?

What’s your favourite food?
My own favorite food na . . . . .
na. . . . . .
Na . . . . .
Na. . . . . .
BEANS

Yoruba dey call am EWA
Kalabari dey call am AKEDE
Abeg, wetin Chinesse dey call am o?
– Type your best food in the comment box below after filling the required details
– What’s the chinesse (Mandarin) translation of beans?

Food of the Day

My food of the day is EBA!

Class: Carhbohydrate
Nutrient: For Energy
Raw form: Garri and water (seperated)
More raw: Cassava
It is ate with any type of Soup: Okro, Egusi, Banga, Ogbono, Bitter leaf and other type of soups.

NB: Eba is best eaten in the Afternoon for health reasons.

Recipe for making Eba:

Garri
(yellow or white)
water (hot)

Packaged Ijebu Garri for sale (10 packs)

Utensils needed:
A wooden Spoon and a Bowl.

Now who go teach us how to make Eba?

The best entry would be posted on the blog with the winner’s name and picture, that’s not all; winner will also get my “small boy gift” of an airtime (preferred network).

NB II: if you’re not teaching us then vote the entries; the highest vote wins.
Oya! #EBA
me sef I won learnoo…
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Hey! This Ijebu garri na ogboge o.. Click here to order your own and taste it o, chaii!

Pidgin Quote Of The Day

“Soup wey sweet na money kill am”


_PIDGIN

“Obe to dun, Owo lo pa”


_YORUBA

“belem be flo, Igbigi anam-baye”


_KALABARI

I need someone to translate this to Igbo, Hausa or any other foreign language starting from “ENGLISH”
I know there are a lot of genius out there, lets begin!
GIVE! A! TRY!
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